Definite difference between a manager and a leader.

Leaders don't call you at 9:24 in the morning when you're on your way to work to tell you you're late to a shift you're positive doesn't start until 10:30 A.M. Managers do, and they also switch your schedule first thing in the morning when you just checked it at 12 midnight earlier that day to make sure your shift said '10:30 - 17:00 - BACKLANDS.'

Thank you, Managers. Without you, there would be no stress in the world.

Thank you, ODF gods.

Praise be to the ODF gods, who upon knowing it was time to close Coffee Cart at 11 P.M. last night, broke the soda machines at 11:20, successfully stopping the mob of post-Fantasmic! guests, all wanting large Cokes and six cups of ice water per family.

Got out of work at 12:45 A.M. Got home at 1:23 A.M. Today: lather, rinse, repeat.

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